Call me when ur drunk

Whats so great about sobre, more ego, more want to show off, take hipotethical couple Macho A and Girl B. (think Arnold, maybe_

Macho-When-Sober-Bf: *dials gf*
Tolerant-till-limitbreak-gf: Yes?
Macho-When-Sober-Bf: dear, i love you, im sorry bout everything i said, *emo sob sob* i dont know what ill do without u, forgime please, or else i will jump down the building, im at luna bar, i wont forget you when im gone.
Tolerant-till-limitbreak-gf: ...


see, sometime ppl less bitchy when drunk, can reveal real side, suicidal emo dude. well, assuming he dialed the right number ler 0:3

- Da Bar Code -

Famed Artificial Inteligence Professor Valapar Ganapaty is called to the Louvre museum one night where a curator has been murdered, leaving behind a mysterious trail of symbols and clues. With his own survival at stake, Valapa, aided by the lab technician Suresh, Paneer and gang, unveils a series of stunning secrets and YERRORs hidden in the works of Leonardo Da Barcode, all leading to a covert society dedicated to guarding an ancient secret sensor that has remained hidden for 2 months. Firstest, the gang set off on a thrilling quest through India, Pakistan and Malaysia, collecting clues as they desperately attempt to crack the barcode using valapa's 1000 lines no 'for' loop matlab codes and revealing secrets that will shake the very foundations of india's mankind.

Rushing to Rush to avoid cover charge (cheap bastards)

cameraman Nick Teh O+ reporting in...

on location, it was only Hansel and me...we reached Rush at about 9pm while the others were nowhere in sight.
so we asked one of the workers there and he was like 9.30 the cover charging starts. so i start calling sern liang and he's like 'ok, on the way'.

so we wait wait wait...then suddenly derek and alex shows up. then derek starts talking kok as usual...means we have to bring him down with drinks tonight (and every other day and night to prevent him from talking kok).

once everyone came (all batang only, for now) we went in and sat somewhere near the bar...and froze our asses off...even wei hong was feeling cold!

i shall let pics tell part of the story:



and then there's the 'after' party...post-alcohol:



and the night was filled by a thick fog of mystery...for no one knows what truly happened in Rush...on the dancefloor and in the toilets...


well i guess that's about it...oh, official puke list is:
1. Alex
2. Sern Liang

who were both so fucking pei it was inevitable hahha. good one guys. turned out to not be such a sausage fest after all. :P

Nick Teh O+ over and out.

Leo Idol 2006

Since its holidays and no yum chas at 7am... two fellas decided to go for Leo Idol 2006 after being conned by a certain girl in lecture to buy the ticket believing it was for charity hehe.
Just a brief intro on Leo Idol 2006, basically I assume you all know what is a Leo club so I just get straight to the point; this event is a fundraising event for some kidney association where a number of Leo clubs from schools, uni or colleges gather together and a few members who went through apparently I heard rigorous auditions and preliminary rounds. They gather in this replica of American Idol and sing their hearts out and break everyone ears and receive not so constructive comments from the judges. Yep.. that about it.
My god.. not being a paedophilia, gosh I should have joined the Leo club ages ago. Although school girls are a bit young for me, blardy hell they got potential. Although not fully developed yet, hell wearin mini skirts as part of their uniform and that sweet voice when they opened their mouths, it will just melt you down kau kau. But hey, when we guys get older, we gonna marry girls who are like 10 years younger maybe, so as well start preparing contacts for future preparations hehe.
Anyway off with the young prospects, here comes the wonderful singers or should I say 75 % percent are total bullshit. I think out of the 12 finalists, the ones who actually made it to the next round are worth listening to. The rest of the 7 initial finalists, they would make it good in comedy central. Belive it or not, we heard a replica of Jacklyn Victor's Gemilang. That was hell good, but too bad she got KO before the final two showdown. Anyways the winner was this girl from All girls Assunta and she deserved to win it, though can't remember her name. :P
Well this event wasn't that fucked up as I thought, at least can substitute for the Quicksilver Revolution event i miss.
Anyways school is starting soon in 2 days.. so 7yumcha will resume normal blogging hopefully if university stress doesn't pile up.

P.S. :- Some interesting events happened during the week:-
Alex Deo.. just came back from Thailand and still is carless and just got his hp fixed.. so he still been a chibai hehe.. dont know whether he got AIDS or not..
Ah Liang.. mofo.. wanna go drink at a club.. still havent learn his mistake...
Derek... too bad he didnt go to Leo Idol 2006, cos he is the expert at kauing secondary school girls.. need tips.. find him..
Ah Kang... no idea wat the fella is up to

0ut of Topic!!

just had to post this out of jealousy... fren went student exchange to australia.. n he had the time of this life at some easter party.. the theme was 'hookers & deviants'
check out some of the disturbing pics (WARNING: adult content) :
http://sggirls.com/?action=photos_display&username=i_05_love_05_lingerie

Attention Bitches

women drivers are generally nuts (NOTE GENERALLY)... they don't signal, they don't put on fog lights when its raining, they fucking don't even know theres danger even if it is right in front of their fking pussies. this particular bitch overtook me in front of sunway toll and cut right into my path forcing me to slam my fukken brakes...wtf. if there is an emergency missile launcher in my car, i would certain fire it up her arse right there and then. BITCH! its fucking raining and you think you're made of steel? wait till u are involved in an accident and you will FUCKING REALISE how FUKKEN PRECIOUS YOUR LIFE IS!!! where you wanna fly to BITCH? the fukken toll booth is right in front of you! lemme tell u where your fucking kiasu attitude gonna lead you too...YOUR FUCKING GRAVE BESIDE YOUR FUCKING CRYING HUSBAND ( IF U FUKKEN HAV ONE)! the more i talk about, the more pissed i am gonna be...bitch...i hope you rot in hell

My VirgIn m0rnIng s3SsiOn..... 0_0

My very first time joining this nbtd come early for parkign group of frens for yamcha... was atleast 30mins late coz couldn't wake up... when i reach they were all done finishing drinking their ahpek kopi tiam coffee... went to place WARNING! notes for those idiots that doesnt know how to park properly, one waja even park rite inthe middle of the yellow parking line.. @$$
went to their early lecture.. im not suppose to be in there... n was soo lucky that deo's dream girl chose me instead of him to seat with..
wkakakak... he was all jealous but i dint think i was lucky lorrr...
coz couldnt peak any shitz... she was rite beside me... if i were to peak .. i would be caught red handed.. whereas they sat behind her, ther had the best view... can peep into the crak hole weh...
duno wat were they thinking... basically tahts the highlight of my first session with this idiots.. lol

HeReS tO ThE 7aM CrEW!!!!!! ( theREalIintrodUCtion )

HEHEHE....

Everyday at 7 in the mornin ...i come to uni ..feelin lik shit cus got some dumbass driver who dun kno how to use their brains to park their car...c'mon man ..cant u see the yellow freakin line... do i personally need to got there erli in the mornin to teach u how to park jibai.... its so freakin pathetic man ...even my dog can park better than u ... my dog will giv u free lessons if u wan k..

tats just the beginning ... than after the parking crap ... i have to meet normally three "FANTASTIC" dudes...

got 1 genius name sernliang a.k.a itchydick ... everytime i see this fella i will always hear this freakin question ..." Ehh!! intro sum chicks ler...got chicks anot ...wer to find ler...????"""
WTF man ...HARLOO!!! u alredi hav a gf asshole... oh man n u kno wut ... he doesnt admit that he has "done" it b4 ... well c'mon man ...than why u wan me intro girls man ..for wut...to see wether their ketiak got lalat meh....ehhehe.... n oya he loves this girl name lian hui ..loves..he always tok bout her...ehheh

HOHohohoHOho ...MR DEREK ....this fella actually got alot of potential wan ler... potential in making girls think he's irritating that is...heheh.... taking his anime n manga collection to seduce girls ...r u alrite anot mr derek ...this shit dont work ok... mayb if u use a dildo that can record manga or anime than mayb ler... but thers sumtin good bout derek ...he's give alot to charity...charity to the call man r, the police r, the toll truck r n alot ler.... this fella accident so many times i also dun when he neva make an accident ler... shiitt... but atlist he knos how to park ...hehe

n last but not list ...Mr wei hong ...no comment ...he is 1 of those that cannot park properly...hahaha